Ok. New maternity complaint. Looked at the swimsuits at Target because I refuse to let the reality that I will be fat keep me from taking my then-darling-toddler to the pool :) Anyway, so not only are the mostly in a "I'm 300 years old and wear a hair net to the pool" floral granny print, but, once I got past that, ALL of them have a giant "sexy" hole in between the boobs. Just my luck, my not-so-sexy, post-nursing boob would end up IN the sexy between-the-boob hole and Rhianna would point out, in her very cute toddler voice, "Momma, Titty!!!"
I don't think so. I'll settle for going to the pool in a moomoo, thanks :)
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