Post-baby shopping

What a difference a year makes.

Before having a child, I would be out shopping and I'd see someone with their screaming child and quietly think to myself, "geez, they really have to get a hold of that kid." Now it's a mixture of "I'm glad I'm not there yet" and "more power to ya sista" (of course, meant for the mom inevitably struggling to maintain her sanity in public and not pull out an oozie to threaten her child into submission--not that that would actually work for little Billy since he's seen that trick and knows she won't actually pull the trigger).