I could write an entire essay (and might at some point) about the baby naming process. Nonetheless, I feel compelled to comment quickly on some news I've just come across.
Everyone knows that celebraties are the worst bad-baby-name offenders, but this is getting out of hand.
First Gwenyth names he daugher Apple. Ok, you can be forgiven for that one. Somehow this one's not THAT offensive to me. But when you follow up with MOSES?!! Gwen Gwen Gwen. I know it's none of my business, but what goes on during your baby naming discussions? I guess your kid won't get the shit kicked out of him in school because he's named Moses because (1) he'll be in school with all the other strangely named celebraty kids and (2) his mom is Gwenyth Paltrow. But still, you're a role model. Set a good example woman. What if your children become normal folks... I'm sorry, but if my WalMart teller is named Moses, I'm gonna laugh. I just can't help myself.
haha, Dave's official response to this news: Poor Gwen, I bet that hurt, him coming out with those stone tablets.
See what you've done Gwen? Why didn't you think about this? He's doomed to a lifetime of bad religious puns.
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What makes you think it's Gwen's fault. I bet it's that damn Brit. They're godless, you know.
And now Tom Cruise has gone and name his baby girl SURI. I can just imagine the future "fringe on top" jokes. I guess that's what we can expect from coo coo Tom. Like Katie had any say in the matter. I'm sure she was so wiped out after the "silent birth" she could care less about what went on the birth certificate.
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